Kendra's Favorite Things

1. I think a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Having no regrets has given me a few more scars, freckles and wrinkles than I care to admit.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4.  There is a great need for a sarcasm font...

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? Seriously?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary? My name is about as far as I can seem to get these days.

7.  Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Some things are worth the wait.

9. Bad decisions make for really good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren't just going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Why must they put mayonnaise on everything at restaurants? I find myself saying "No Mayo" entirely too often!

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word or Excel and it asks me if I want to save any changes to a document that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. "Hand wash only" means I will never wash this -- ever.

14.  It irks me when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.

15. Nothing is more annoying than leaving the house feeling confident and looking good and not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

16.  I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.